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Mandatory Weekend

 A party, a parade, and an NSFW protest.

San Francisco Magazine's Fallfest

What: The best party of the season hosted by yours truly. 
Where: Justin Herman Plaza, located at the foot of Market Street and the Embarcadero, across the street from the Ferry Building.
When: Saturday, October 12th from noon to 4 PM.
Cost: $110 for all the food and drinks you want, making this a huge steal.      
Why: Because we'll be there, of course!

East Bay Bike Party

What: Zombie themed bike ride to advocate for the rights of the living dead.
Where: Lake Merritt, Oakland
When: On Friday, October 11th at 7:30 PM. Rendezvous at the Lake Merritt BART Station. If you dare!
Cost: Free except for that bike of yours. Don't forget a helmet, either!

145th Annual Italian Heritage Parade in North Beach

What: One of the city's oldest cultural celebrations, now with Ferrari's on display
Where: From Jefferson and Stockton to Washington Square Park. 
When: Sunday, October 13th beginning at 12:30 PM. 
Cost: Nada! 
Why: North Beach is beautiful, historic, and delicious. That's why. PS, handcrafted floats.

Jack Off 16th Street

What: Just your typical "seaman protest," a nautical and masturbation themed attack on the forthcoming Jack Spade store.
Where: 3166 16th St. 
When: 8 PM on Friday October, 11th
Cost: Your Dignity.
Why: You hate those beautiful, evil bags almost as much as gentrification itself.


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